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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

  • If you're reading this, you're a pervert

    Have you ever noticed that there are tons of those annoying people that still believe everyone online is a perv? I hate that. When you talk about a friend you have on a site like this one and someone asks how you know they are actually who they say they are. Everyone is not a pervert.

    The same people that assume everyone online is a perv use email and they research things on the internet. If we went by their logic then they are in fact also a pervert because if you touch a computer you are sucked into this annoying stereotype.

    If you're reading this right now then you must be online. You, dear reader, are a pervert. PERVERT!!! Get off my site sicko!!! Stop reading this!!!!

    Oh wait, I'm writing this post....I'm online!!! I'm a perv too!??!! o.O Let's all be perverts together!!!! :D

    But seriously, everyone is not a pervert so just chill out. How do you know that old guy you just passed in walmart isn't a perv? Did you see how he looked at you? What about the pizza delivery guy? Who knows who he really is. And don't get me started about that creepy guy at church. Yeah pervs go to church too.

    You see my point? Anyone can be a pervert and we take chances every day. Not that we should post where we'll be every second or anything. There are pervs out there I'm sure but you can't just judge anyone who is on the internet as being a perv. Everyone uses the internet so the whole world must be one massive group of perverts.

    There are perverts online so be careful. But also be realistic about things. There are some amazing people here on xanga. Top grade human beings. Some of the best that are out there. It's getting annoying when all the ignorant masses just paint pictures of perverts hiding on every site.

    Just try to be realistic. Don't post your social security number or sell copies of your house key on ebay. But don't make stupid assumptions either.

    Using the internet does not make you a pervert.

Saturday, 10 October 2009

  • Obama did not win the nobel peace prize

    Now before all you radical left wing extremists just comment your hate without reading this post, just take a moment and think about this. Don't read this while thinking "Obama is God and I'll love him forever!" Use your mind as a separate tool. Disconnect it from the mass of mind control that is the liberal parties. You are your own thinking being. No one should tell you what to think or believe. Think for yourself. Okay? Okay.

    Let's define 'win'.

    Here are some definitions from the dictionary.

    1. To achieve victory or finish first in a competition.
    2. To achieve success in an effort or venture
    3. To achieve victory or finish first in
    4. To receive as a prize or reward for performance
    5. To achieve or attain by effort
    6. To obtain or earn (a livelihood, for example)
    7. To make (one's way) with effort
    8. To reach with difficulty
     
    In order to win something you have to have put some effort into it. You have to have done something or achieved something that was difficult to reach.
     
    Obama may have been awarded the prize or you could even say that it was given to him. But don't say he won it. He did nothing to earn or achieve such an award.
     
    Think before you comment.

Saturday, 19 September 2009

  • Women are like apples

    “Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top because they value quality.”

     

    I don't know what or where this is from or who said it but I really like it.

     

    Ladies, don't settle for the stupid guys that pick up apples from the ground. It's worth it to wait for the man that is willing to work to get you.

     

    Don't stop being amazing or change your standards so you can get a loser. Wait for the winner.

Saturday, 12 September 2009

  • How many video games do you need?

    I have this bad habit of buying too many video games. I have so many but I've beat maybe half of them, if that. I just don't have the time like I used to.

    I found this pic online of someone's video game collection. Is this too many?

     

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    Imagine having all of those. Could you ever hope to beat them all?

    How many video games do you own? How many have you completed?

Tuesday, 01 September 2009

  • Batman midnight release party (pics)

     As many of you know, the game Batman Arkham Asylum was released not too long ago. I had it pre-ordered so i could go into gamestop and get it at midnight. Yay!

    The gamestop that it was being released at was in the mall. So they had the mall opened from 10:30 till midnight. It was lots of fun.

    Stage one: the preparation. I didn't really want to go alone because I had no idea what to expect. A party at gamestop? Who knows what that would be like. Nerds? So I got my brother and sister to come with me. I had to talk my girlfriend into going haha. She was a little embarrassed about going because it was a 'nerd' thing. But I finally talked her into it. Go me! So then I thought that everyone should wear a batman tshirt. Only fitting right? This took a little convincing for my gf too. But she actually liked the idea once I showed her the shirt I had bought her.

    Stage two: the gathering. I work second shift but I can make my own hours. They don't care when or what time of night I'm there just as long as it gets done by the time they all come into work the next day. So my mom dropped off my brother and sister at my work around 9:30 or ten and I went into an office to change from janitor to BATMAN! lol I put on my batman shirt and we left to pick up the gf. She was ready and came out of her house and joined us in my car. It was going to be fun.

    My gf brought a hoody because 'it was a little cold out'. Yeah right. She wanted to cover up the shirt.

    Stage three: the arrival. We got to the mall around 10:30 with no clue where to go in. I knew where the gamestop was in the mall so I knew where abouts we should go in but there was no line to the door and no people outside the mall. Eventually we pulled up to a door and I told my sis to jump out and try the door. What are little siblings for? The door was open so I parked the car and we entered the mall. I immediately confiscated the hoody from my gf before she could put it on. haha i'm mean. (You'll see later that I'm holding a random hoody in all the pics. Yeah, it was hers. It didn't fit me at all.)

    Stage four: goof off. We got into the mall and went to gamestop. We hung out in there and listened to the corny batman music they were playing in there. We soon got bored and decided that we were in an empty mall so why not check it out.

    We walked around in the mall doing all kinds of stupid things. I screamed that I saw zombies and I even sang 'Kiss the Girl' from the little mermaid. I can imitate sebastian pretty well lol. We sat on the chairs and messed around alot. I could tell you about it but I think you'd rather just look at the pics.

    Me in the empty food court.

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    They had a cool tub setup that I just couldn't resist.

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    Simba didn't have any quarters, but that didn't stop him!

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    Couldn't believe I actually fit in here. it took me a couple minutes to work my way in the little door.

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    I got to fly an airplane!!!

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    My gf on the left and sis on the right.

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    I think they had a good time.

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    Right outside of gamestop. I was waiting patiently for my game.

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    And all of the batman fans!! Simba didn't center the camera when he set the timer. lol

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    As you can see, it was very very fun. I like doing things that are new. It's fun to experience new things.

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